Ahhh Doncaster, that hole surrounded by other holes such as Hull, Barnsley, Pontefract, Scunthorpe and Rotherham. You’ve probably been forced to pass here on the train at sometime in your life seeing all the attractions such as the smack rat ******** balby flats and dirty Hexthorpe. The town has gotten a little cult appeal lately, […]
Worksop is a small town between Nottingham and sheffield, what it lacks in size it makes up for in chavdom. Everywhere you look there is either a 13 year old slappa whos either six months pregant or walking along pushing the pram of her new born baby draped in gold, with massive gold earings, thick […]
radcliffe on trent is a ******** village of nottingham and is full of ***** radcliffe is devided into 2 sides 1 being relativly nice an the other being a ******** estate that u dont wanna walk through on a weekend unless u want to get beaten up and robbed by the locals since i moved here 2 months […]
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After my friend moved to Nottingham i decided to visit. After driving through the actually hard towns of St.Annes and the Meadows we came across Bingham “Blingham” this is a real **** place. None of them are actually hard they just hang around the rails like ******* smoking weed talking about Nottingham Forest. A once […]
This article aims to correct this site’s incorrect assumption that there are no **** towns in the East Midlands! There is no topic heading of that name, anyway. Loughborough was, not long ago, a sizeable yet not too big, industrial yet beautifully-situated, town fairly equidistant between Leicester, Nottingham and Derby. Loughborough’s biggest council estate had […]
Derby seems to be a ticking time bomb. In comparison to neighbouring Nottingham, our **** problem seems a lesser situation. However a new phenomenon seems to be occurring. The usual process of sub-urbanisation happens when young families and professionals migrate from the inner city for a more relaxed life etc. However in Derby it is […]
Now i know most English tacky seaside resortd attracts ***** but Ingoldmells is like no other. Famous for its Fatacy Island theme park and one half of Butlins this area of the Lincolnshire coastline attracts ***** from the Leicester, Nottingham & Darby. I went for the weekend and had to bye a cap in order […]
Sutton-in-Ashfield nestled in the hart of the north Nottinghamshire country side, the town I call home if anyone ever asks me were I come from. when I am soaking up the sun and drinking a nice cold beer in a distant land far away from the United Chavdom of Great Britain, love it or hate […]
Portsmouth- I hate it! Thankfully though, I dont live in it anymore. My worst experiences with the **** began when I moved from my beautiful home in Scotland to be with my then Girlfriend, who was from, and lived in Portsmouth. “The Plan” was to go to Pomepy Uni and do a masters and then […]
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The concrete tower blocks of oakham imprison you like a rat in a steel cage. The streets are littered with syringes, the foul stench of rotting food fills the air, spilling from black bin liners like the pus oozing from the abscesses of Oakham’s sordid smackhead inhabitants. This is hell on earth. Or, I am […]
Galashiels – a **** town “in waiting” Galashiels, “Gala” or “Gaaaaawwlll-ey” as it more often referred to by the local in-breds, is located in the Scottish Borders, between Edinburgh and the English Border. Firstly –a bit of background – the Borders. This is an area comprising some 1500 square miles of outstanding natural beauty, and […]
Galashiels – a **** town “in waiting” Galashiels, “Gala” or “Gaaaaawwlll-ey” as it more often referred to by the local in-breds, is located in the Scottish Borders, between Edinburgh and the English Border. Firstly –a bit of background – the Borders. This is an area comprising some 1500 square miles of outstanding natural beauty, and […]
