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Crime Statistics for Portsmouth, Burnley, Calderdale, 2024
Crime Statistics for Portsmouth, City of Portsmouth, 2024
Waterlooville – this place is a sh*thole
Where to start? Well, this place is dreadful. Its populous hasn’t got 2 chromosomes to rub together. It is full of morons whose life ambition is to either be a crappy builder that throws poor-quality flats together or the builders wife who has at least 3 kids, all with ADHD, who give video-gamers a bad […]
Waterlooville – Ghost Town
Waterlooville used to be full of independent shops, everyone happy and a nice community. Now, because of the incredibly high rates down south, all the independents have been forced to **** off and we’re left with a Waitrose, a Sainsbury’s, a Tesco Express, a Lidl, an Asda, a Subway and a McDonalds, not to mention […]
Southampton: The ex soviet bloc government funded retirement resort
Is life getting you down comrade? Does your babushka keep saying she wants to have more money and not work? Are your fingers falling off from all that Krokodil and nuclear waste in the water? Then you need a benefits holiday to….. SHIRLEY, SOUTHAMPTON!!!! Seriously though, it has now gotten to the point down Shirley […]
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Fareham: the shallowest genepool in Hampshire
I have lived in Fareham my whole life, but it wasn’t until I was about 16 that I realised why there were so many buck-toothed-cross-eyed-*****. Answer is that they are **********. To be fair it’s not their fault, see back in the 80’s people were having a lot of one night stands resulting in unplanned […]
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Bognor Regis is the sh*test backwater slop-house
So, I’ve lived here for over 10 years now and I have to say that Bognor is the shitest backwater slop-house that you could ever hope to not live in. It’s unofficial name, ‘The Cancer of the South Coast’, is truly deserved. The ‘people’ here (for want of a better word) act like the world […]
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Buckland & Somerstown, two places in Pompey that are sh*tholes
To be honest, half the stuff written on here about Portsmouth, or anywhere, is over exaggerated. People claim North End to be a ********. I lived there for about 5 years and it’s really not bad. Fratton can get grimy at times, but it’s okay. It’s not like you see ***** on every corner. It’s […]
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Portsmouth – Where do I begin?
Where do I begin? Portsmouth is a ‘historical town’ which is true to an extent and has a lot of tourism, enough to cause large tailbacks blocking off the only entrances and exits to Portsmouth. Then there are the *****, not any normal ****, but the ones who ruin lives and assault people for fun […]
Thornhill, Southampton – majority of the female population have more kids than teeth
Ah Thornhill, well known as being the laughing stock of Southampton – and that in itself is a real insult on its own. It isn’t one of the nicer places on God’s green earth and could be described as the place God forgot. With Thornhill Youth Centre being a particular hub for fights and the […]
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Socio-economic statistics for Fratton, Portsmouth, City of Portsmouth
