Southampton – flawed pearl of the South

Living in Southampton, Hampshire

Unfulfilled? Tired of waiting to win the lottery? Has that dream partner not yet walked into your life? Fear not, dear reader, for the solution to all your problems can be found at the southern end of the M3, where sits a gem in the firmament of anglo-saxon jewels, a veritable Shangri-La of a mythical […]

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Chichester, the haven of *****, fakes and shallow *******!

Living in Chichester, West Sussex

Read this rubbish penned on this ‘word on the street’ about Chichester. It’s an estate agents’ site and they won’t print my truthful account of life in Chichester… not surprising, since it is at variance with the image they like to project. … Safe, with easy connections to London. South Downs and Goodwood 2 miles […]

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Portsmouth – One Big Council Estate

Living in Portsmouth

I was reading through this website and I quite enjoy bitching about where i live so i thought “result” when I discovered an entire website designated to it… I go to university in Portsmouth and I have to say, I never seen more *****. I live in a town called Wickford in Essex and if […]

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Lee-on-Solent is being invaded by the great drinkers of White Lightening

Living in Lee-on-Solent, Hampshire

Although situated only a little to the west of that Mecca of high culture and productivity known as Gosport, the small town of Lee-On-Solent cannot yet be classed as a **** haven in any sense of the word. However, what makes Lee interesting for the budding student of chavism is the manner in which slowly, […]

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Why Portsmouth Sucks: A List

Portsmouth, Hampshire, Property guide and review

You may think Portsmouth is a beautiful and historical port with lovely inhabitants. Well let me tell you, nothing could be further from the truth. So here is my definitive list of why Portsmouth sucks: The feral packs of kids the endless bass of the exhausts the no go area that is Guildhall Walk the […]

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Portsmouth and the tale of the pissy burgers

Living in Portsmouth

Burger king, Portsmouth cuisine at its best… maybe…read on, for dear reader, I have a (highly amusing) story to tell. Many years ago Burger King on Commercial rd was THE **** hang out.   My cousin (a **** herself) used to work there.  I once popped in to say hello and the horror was beyond description. […]

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Leigh Park has a long tradition of chavness

Living in Leigh Park, Havant, Hampshire

Leigh Park, Hampshire was once the largest council estate in Europe. It has a long tradition of chavness and could well be the origin of all ***** upon this Earth. (were there any evidence that anyone’s moved out since 1959). From the youngest creole-wearing babies collecting *** ends outside the chippie to the wrinkled hags […]

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