Living in Shirley, Southampton

Southampton: The ex soviet bloc government funded retirement resort

It has now gotten to the point down Shirley high street in Southampton, that there's more Polish/Romanian/Bulgarian/ ex USSR signs than there are charity shops!

Living in Fareham, Hampshire

Fareham: if inbreeding was a town.

I've lived in Fareham my whole life, but it wasn't until I was 16 that I realised why there were so many buck-toothed-cross-eyed-chavs.

Living in Bognor Regis

Bognor Regis is the sh*test backwater slop-house

Living here for 10 years now, I have to say that Bognor Regis is the sh*test backwater slop-house that you could ever hope to not live in.

Buckland & Somerstown, Portsmouth, Property guide and review

Buckland & Somerstown, two places in Pompey that are sh*tholes

Somerstown is probably the crime centre of Portsmouth. Buckland, bombed in the war now filled with terraced housing & grimy council blocks.

Portsmouth, Hampshire, property guide

Portsmouth – Chav heaven

Portsmouth is a 'historical town' which is true to an extent but the tourists cause large tailbacks blocking off the only entrances & exits