So, I’ve lived here for over 10 years now and I have to say that Bognor is the shitest backwater slop-house that you could ever hope to not live in. It’s unofficial name, ‘The Cancer of the South Coast’, is truly deserved.
The ‘people’ here (for want of a better word) act like the world owes them a living and they behave as though they’re in the east end of London, instead of realising that they’re living in the rectum of the arse-end of the south coast.
Some may say that the recent ‘regeneration’ is proof that the town is on it’s uppers. But, in reality, all that’s happened is that the local hucksters that call themselves the council have taken up some of the old pavements and replaced them with vomit coloured tarmac that is now lovingly referred to as ‘The Yellow Sick Road’.