Living in Accrington, Lancashire

Accrington: The Chernobyl of the North West

There is a big dirty banner down the middle of Broadway (Accrington's main "shopping" street) which is supposed to be in honour of the Accrington Pals but it is so dirty and weathered that to now just looks like a grey tarpaulin.

Living in Rishton, Lancashire

Rishton: The Absolute low of Great Britain

If you can survive in Rishton then you are undoubtedly better than Bear Grylls.

Living in Darwen, Lancashire

Darwen: a pretty little market town? the reality can’t be more different!

The A666 into Darwen is lined on both sides with Pubs and Takeaways, their signages glaring and flashing to entice in the slack-jawed yocals

Living in Earby

Earby: If you’re ignorant and love drinking then you’ll fit right in

Most born and bred Earby folk are related to someone in the town and the blokes are better looking then the women.



I'm greatly surprised my beloved hometown hasn't yet been added to the role of shame on this here website.


I come and post from Blackburn in Lancashire. A town dying on its