Welcome to the unbelievable and absolute horror that is St Helens!

St. Helens looks like it’s been closed for business for many years and peak hour shopping looks like a post zombie apocalyptic wasteland.

Living in Newton-le-Willows, Merseyside

Newton-le-willows: a scummy overflow between Liverpool and Manchester

At night in Newton-le-Willows, if you live anywhere near a secluded area like a park, you're sure to be kept awake by illiterate screaming and violent, drunken shouting.

Living in Parr, St Helens, Merseyside

Parr, St Helens – Personally Antagonising, Really Repulsive

Pink lacoste tracksuit wearing, illiterate, fake Beyonce perfumed single mothers on benefits can be seen throughout Parr, St Helens.

St Helens, Merseyside Property

St Helens – A sordid little grief hole

St Helens has more bullshit beggars than any where I've ever been.

Living in Golbourne, Wigan

All this talk of Golborne in Wigan is making me feel ill…

Golborne isn't very big, but from the number of chavs I see hanging around, you'd think there's enough of them to populate a whole city.