Living in Garstang, Lancashire

Garstang – Had enough of the modern age?

Garstang: you'll soon discover, there is nothing else to discover following the realisation that without a car, you really are stuck here.

Living in Buckshaw Village, Chorley

Buckshaw village – it’s becoming a vile place to be

Buckshaw Village, there seems to be a whole new sub culture of chav emerging.

Living in Mawdesley, Lancashire

Mawdesley. Home to every boss you hated.

Mawdesley, an inbred, featureless, scuzzy hole in the arse end of Lancashire for scrap metal dealers and white collar fraudsters made good.

Preston, Lancashire Property Guide

Preston, Lancashire

Preston, Oh what a sweet little city to carry on its tradition. Yeah right. Underneath this so called Pride is a load of dirt.

Living in Blackpool, Lancashire

Blackpool (arsehole of the world)

Don't come to Blackpool, don't save your cash to holiday here because all you're gonna get is, robbed, hassled & your wife will get felt up.