Southend-on-Sea, the arse of Essex
Southend is surely the worst place to live in England. The town is full of 12 year old 'roadmen' (the chav does not exist down here now).
Colchester, omg innt whateva geez, we iz fik!
Colchester has emptying shops, empty bus depots, dangerously uneven pavements and an embarrassment of a Saturday town market.
Leigh on Sea, thinks it’s a glass of champagne, when really it’s a bucket of p*ss
It's at night that the true horror of Leigh manifests itself . Coked up oiks and orange women, eyeing each other up.
Colchester, Oh how this town has changed!
As with most towns like Colchester, they are near enough for Havering District Council's spawn to leach into the area, thus bringing it down
Living in Thurrock, Essex
The towns surrounding Stanford-le-hope, like Tilbury, make it look like Mayfair.