Neasden – Where the grass isn’t greener because there is no grass

Neasden, Also known as “London’s loneliest village” located in the heart of north west London between Brent Park and St. Raphael’s Estate. There is no community here, nobody in London is bragging about being from Neasden. The most action this area has gotten was when N-dubz filmed his video on the Staples Corner overpass. Even […]

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Bournemouth, quite possibly the biggest lie ever conceived.

When you think of Bournemouth, you think of a nice, happy place with nice views and sandy beaches, with nice weather. I’ll admit, having come from Dagenham, and with family all across East London and Essex, nothing could **** those sh*tholes, but alas, an unlikely contender reared its ugly head, and typically, it happened to […]

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Romford is commonly referred to as ‘**** town’

Romford is commonly referred to as ‘**** town’ and i’ve heard that a number of times when people have asked me where i’m from. The thing is, it’s hard to dislike Romford – it’s a slice of fried gold next door to Dagenham and gangster paradise Ilford. But, it’s notorious for a lot of really […]

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Camden Town

Away from the bright hair and big piercings, Camden has a side to it that would put Guildford, Dagenham and any other of the dross-holes nationwide to shame (or is that pride?). Being Camden born and bred it shames me to say that my home town is a production line of hooped-earring/flat-brimmed baseball capped wallies […]

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Leytonstone

Well it once used to be a quiet place to live and shop.there is no reminance of the quietness now the **** has taken over!!!!!!!! everywhere you go there is a ‘possi’ of ***** with their crowns ‘da burberry caps’. the only difference is that they probably are real! as their mummys and daddys prob […]

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London

I am from london and i think that it is time for a list of the ********* places in our capital. these are in no particular order. Northolt Wembley Stonebridge Colindale Watling (Burnt Oak) Enfield Enfiled Island Village Ponders End Edmonton Wood Green Tottenham Islington Holloway Finsbury Park Stike Newington Stamford Hill Hendon Hackney Clapton […]

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Chadwell Heath

What can I say? The fact that Chadwell Heath is situated slap bang in the middle of Romford, Dagenham, Ilford and Seven Kings is enough really. It’s like a gathering place for all the lowest forms of human beings that exist, the *****. The most common type round here is the 15 year old “gangsta” […]

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ELM PARK

Hmm Elm Park, a ‘lovely’ little suburban town(almost village) situated in the Essex/Greater London Green Belt, between Dagenham and Hornchurch. The kind of place that young families could move to and love!!! Elm Park has an offering of good schools, fairly good local shops,restaurants, nice parks and places for kids to play and within close […]

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