East Ham

East Ham, London, Property Guide

Come to East Ham and get a true lovely welcome! A spit to the face and death stares following you down the street await. Dare to look into an East Ham ****’s eyes and you’ll be “skanked” by another one cycling behind you with a baseball bat down his pants and a three year old […]

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Elm Park (East London)

Elm Park is a town in East London, in the London Borough of Havering. The town’s station is on the District Line of the London Underground in between Hornchurch and Dagenham East. I have moved to a small flat here from nearby Barking. My old neighbours from Barking are black and I still keep in touch with […]

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Bexleyheath

Ah Bexleyheath. There have been several posts already on this wonder of a town, yet I feel that no one is summing it up well enough. FIRST A POINT- IF YOU WRITE IN TEXT YOU ARE A ****. THIS IS NOT OPEN FOR DEBATE. SENDING IN THINGS IN TEXT MAKES YOU AN ILLITERATE ******* THEREFORE […]

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Thamesmead, one of the hottest up-and-coming charvo towns ever

Living in Thamesmead

This has to be one of the hottest up-and-coming charvo- towns ever. It has everything. City planning designed for illegal motorbike riding, its very own Argos, KFC and McDiddles ‘restaurants’, a Ceaucescu-style estate, Wilkinsons, a canal to throw shopping trollies in, and rivalry with nearby loser hotspot Plumstead/Woolwich ****. The local councils have dumped thousands […]

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sidcup (the highstreet, the station, the sidcup ares near new eltham,albany park

sidcup is a ********..my local fish n chips shop got held at gunpoint, theres lds ov groups ov bois and girls all over the place settin cars alight, havin fights, smashin things, robbing ppl, even the albanians that come down from bromley come down to rob ppl, theres always kids lookin 4 fights all over […]

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