Living in the Isle of Portland, Dorset

The Isle of Portland: The jewel in Dorset’s butt cheeks

People often say "it's lovely, all the sea views, all the views of the coast it's beautiful". I would like to point out that those are views of something that is NOT Portland.

Living in Sherborne, Dorset

Sherborne, a hideously deranged town that looks great from afar

Look up and you know life should be much better; look down and know that at least you don’t live in Yeovil...

Living in Bournemouth

Bournemouth, quite possibly the biggest lie ever conceived.

There are some places where you wish that Bournemouth would be hit by a giant f*cking asteroid & sent back to a time when chavs didn't exist

Living in Bridport, Dorset

Bridport: historic twat town

Bridport the historic twat town (it really says it on the sign on the way in).

Living in Boscombe, Bournemouth, Dorset

I had the misfortune of visiting Boscombe

Boscombe must rate highly as the scum-bag capital of the UK.