People often say "it's lovely, all the sea views, all the views of the coast it's beautiful". I would like to point out that those are views of something that is NOT Portland.
Look up and you know life should be much better; look down and know that at least you don’t live in Yeovil...
There are some places where you wish that Bournemouth would be hit by a giant f*cking asteroid & sent back to a time when chavs didn't exist
Bridport the historic twat town (it really says it on the sign on the way in).
Boscombe must rate highly as the scum-bag capital of the UK.