Living in Bournemouth

Bournemouth, quite possibly the biggest lie ever conceived.

There are some places where you wish that Bournemouth would be hit by a giant f*cking asteroid & sent back to a time when chavs didn't exist

Living in Bridport, Dorset

Bridport: historic twat town

Bridport the historic twat town (it really says it on the sign on the way in).

Living in Boscombe, Bournemouth, Dorset

I had the misfortune of visiting Boscombe

Boscombe must rate highly as the scum-bag capital of the UK.

Living in Poole, Dorset

Poole “it’s a beautiful place”, yeah right!!!!!!

Poole... "it's a beautiful place" my arse! Whoever used that quote for Poole must have a white stick.

Living in Bournemouth, Dorset

Sunny, Sunny Bournemouth, it’s more like crappy, crappy Bournemouth

I think recently Bournemouth was voted a great place to live in a big poll... What the hell happened there then?