Gillingham: a quaint little sh*tehouse situated on the river Medway

Living in Gillingham, Kent

Gillingham, Kent, a quaint little sh–ehouse situated on the river Medway. Once upon a time, it was separate from Chatham and Rochester and was a decent thriving town, a good place to live. The people of Gillingham had a different accent to their p–ey ****** rivals from Chatham, who are easy to distinguish since the […]

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Twydall Estate, Gillingham: a delightful place to visit, but not on your own

Living in Twydall, Gillingham, Kent

Twydall is located between the towns of Gillingham and Rainham and is a delightful place to visit, but not when you’re on your own. It has an extremely large population of ****’s who believe in the old adage of ‘strength in numbers’ and ‘a life without a bottle of white lightening and a *** is […]

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