Living in Nantwich, Cheshire

Nantwich: home of the yummy mummy & a sea of middle class insolence

The Nantwich yummy mummy battle tank, the Land Rover discovery, can be seen badly parked in parent and child bays across the town.

Burslem, Stoke-on-trent, Property Guide

Burslem, the “Mother” town of Stoke

If Burslem were a mother, she'd be a pyjama clad, grey haired woman with cats & nothing in her fridge but Findus Crispy Pancakes & stains.

Living in Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire

Stoke-on-Trent… Nuke it !!!!

If the actual World needed an enema, Stoke-on-Trent would be where they shove the pipe.

Living in Leek, Staffordshire

Leek: Lock your windows and don’t make eye contact

The sign says "Queen of the Moorlands". Leek locals say "Lock your windows, don't make eye contact, you know i love you very much don't you"