Living in Castle Bromwich, Solihull

Castle Bromwhich is a s******e to live in

The police in Castle Bromwich are useless, I still hear pit bikes going around all day and all night.

Living in Coventry, West Midlands

I’m amazed that Coventry doesn’t feature in the 10 worst places to live

The two most popular places in Coventry are the bus and train station, because they both take you away from the depressing vistas of this tired city.

Living in Northfield, Birmingham

Northfield, Birmingham, the worst place anybody could wish to live

I was finally liberated two years ago when I moved to Halesowen - another chavvy town but nothing on the scale of Northfields.