Living in Nantwich, Cheshire

Nantwich: home of the yummy mummy & a sea of middle class insolence

The Nantwich yummy mummy battle tank, the Land Rover discovery, can be seen badly parked in parent and child bays across the town.

Living in Nantwich

Nantwich – The Great Crewe/Nantwich Divide

Nantwich: considered to be the most 'urban' destination that Aston Lords and Ladies are willing to drag little Jonty and Elisabet(no H) to.

Living in Stafford, Staffordshire

Stafford truly is the new Crewe and then some!

Be sure to check out the local 'talent', hefty hunnies with that "Stafford Ass" and emaciated scrawny underfed teens with too much make up.

Living in or moving to Crewe

Crewe, you’d be commiserated if people think you live there

If you're on a train, the best part of the journey is when you pass through Crewe. Why? Because you've not got off there.

Living in Winsford, Cheshire

Winsford, once a nice, peaceful and prosperous town

There is much I could tell you about low-life culture in Winsford.