Living in Donnginton, Telford, Shropshire

Donnington, Telford – Home of alleged perverts and drugs

The only people that should live in Donnington, Telford are perverts, sickos and people who want to buy a stupidly overpriced house.

Wellington, Telford

Wellington, Telford

I grew up in Wellington, a market town in Telford. Telford is really a tale of two cities (or new towns in this case). On the one hand, you have some of the most amazing sites I have ever been.

LUDLOW LOVELY LUDLOW

LUDLOW LOVELY LUDLOW

It is without a doubt the most scenic and historically important place I have ever lived. It is also has the most moronic, cowardly, unethical Chav population I have ever had the displeasure to

Whitchurch – It's almost good compared to the rest of Bristol…

Whitchurch – It's almost good compared to the rest of Bristol…

Whitchurch is a town in south Bristol, and it couldn't be more chavvy if it tried. Giant gold hoops earrings are like a currency there, used to buy L & B fags and a six pack of stella. You often

Living in Oswestry, Shropshire

Oswestry: their trainers and fake Fred Perry polo shirts are caked in sweat & kebabs

We've all seen them hanging around Oswestry, decked out in the latest tracksuit thats been washed with Daz to get that brand new "I'm not poor" bright white look.