Cleobury Mortimer – Strange Little Town

Living in Cleobury Mortimer, Shropshire

If Hot Fuzz was real, Cleobury Mortimer would be it! Where do I start with this strange little town. It’s basically a village on one main road but if the strange locals hear you say that, they’ll come for you with pitchforks and garlic. There’s more cars than people, the high street constantly smells of […]

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Wolverhampton: the hidden wonders of trash

Living in Wolverhamton, West Midlands

No wonder why this place was in the worst places in the world in 2009 because It’s true. I live between Wolverhampton and Walsall unfortunately which are full of countless dodgy looking people. I have been to Wolverhampton city centre loads of times and it’s is common to see trash flying around everywhere and women […]

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Birmingham aka prozzie central

Living in Brimingham, West Midlands

No wonder why people dislike Birmingham because it’s true, it’s a NIGHTMARE living in this place. Let me start of by saying that if you have ever been to Birmingham, I feel sorry for you because you would have to get off Birmingham new street and have to witness a weird smell coming out of […]

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Brierley Hill where threesomes with your cousin is the norm

Living in Brierley Hill, Dudley

Brierley Hill is epicentre of dole life, where shell suite clad obese women of the night parade their back and bum cleavage whilst swapping their milk tokens for weed and amber leaf tobacco. When not dressed in tracksuits, the local female populace favour bras 3 cups too small peeping out of fat oozing boob tubes […]

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West Midlands – The **** County

Having frequented many of the finest **** hotspots in the West Midlands i’m sure there can nowhere in the country that comes close to the level of Chavness the West Midlands has to offer. In the East of the region there is a city so chavy the name was devised fully expecting an impending influx of ****. This can be […]

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Northfield, Birmingham, the worst place anybody could wish to live

Living in Northfield, Birmingham

Probably the worst place anybody could wish to live. I was finally liberated two years ago when I moved to Halesowen – another ****** town but nothing on the scale of Northfields. I lived for 15 years in a street called Nigel Avenue, just off Bell Hill. We found ourselves seperated from the mainstream ‘****’ […]

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