Living in Wishaw, Scotland

Wishaw, A psycho’s paradise with f*ck all to do

Wishaw is a relatively small town in North Lanarksire famed for well... nothing.

Living in Kilsyth

Kilsyth, home to some of the most nosey people in the whole of Scotland

Visit Kilsyth and see the wonders for yourself. You'll be amazed and probably can't wait to leave thinking... What a sh*tehole.

Living in Motherwell

Motherwell, what a sh*t hole!

Motherwell town centre jaykays can still be easily identified by their blue bucky bag & face that looks like its stopped a lawnmower blade.

Living in Coatbridge, Scotland

Coatbridge – They seem to be fearless in numbers

Many a time in Coatbridge, you can walk down a street and be sure something will be burning, a house, a car, a child's bike...

Living in Cumbernauld, Scotland

The Siberian mining experiment-come-‘New’ town of Cumbernauld

Drinking Buckfast in Cumbernauld has become so ingrained in local culture that it has taken on a spiritual role transcending anything offered by church or state.