Living in Carnoustie, Scotland

Carnoustie: they come with their 70cl of Glens & wee baggie of pills

In Carnoustie high street you'll encounter groups of kids sitting outside the spar on 3 pills hugging their best friend saying "I love you bro".

Living in Brechin, Scotland

Brechin is home to people who have nowhere else to go

If you are planning to come to Brechin, be prepared to leave with a wee child and some kind of drug addiction.

Living in Arbroath, Scotland

Arbroath: a mixture of racists and junkies

The people of Arbroath are ignorant and arrogant and it is like being transported back in time to the medieval era.