Dundee - iLiveHere: Best & Worst UK Towns Reviewed

Carnoustie: they come with their 70cl of Glens & wee baggie of pills

Carnoustie, upon first glance Carnoustie may seem like a nice little town to come and settle down in, with a smashing world acclaimed golf course and a nice beach. However, wait until 6PM. For then the hooligans to come out of their council houses with their 70cl of Glens and their wee baggie of pills. […]

Dundee: think drug dealing is going to be profitable, it wont be

Dundee is the largest town in Tayside, although a city it certainly feels like a town from the moment you arrive at the train station with only two platforms. Should you arrive by car, your search for a car park through boundless taxis who seem to have no requirement to use a rank or give […]

St Andrews – Such a lovely town, if you are tourist or student that is…

So St Andrews, the home of Golf, a prestigious University – on the face of it lovely. Beautiful beaches, nice walks – outwith the town. Tourists, School kids, pensioners and the locals (who resemble Zombies) squeeze in to the three main streets and get pavement rage at each other. An array of people who are […]

Arbroath: a mixture of racists and junkies

Arbroath is the place of the Abbey which the stone of destiny was placed after being stolen from London. The people of Arbroath are a mixture of racist and junkies. The racism is not of skin colour it is of places outside Arbroath. A trip on a date is to pie bobs and a quick […]

Dundee has one geological fault, it is above sea level

Dundee on the North East coast of Scotland must qualify as one of the worst towns in the UK. It is said that the only geological fault in Dundee is that it is above sea level. Its middle class façade as you progress along PART of the Kingsway (The rest is derelict) lulls you into […]

Dundee: There are many attractions for those with a black sense of humour

Dundee or ‘Dundeh’, as the locals would call it, is a city of contrasts. It used to be said of Dundeh that if Scotland needed an enema, Dundeh is where they’d stick the pipe, but things have changed. There are many attractions for those with a black sense of humour. Shell-suited gadgies patrol in groups […]