Living in St Andrews, Fife, Scotland

St Andrews – Such a lovely town, if you are tourist or student that is…

People often say to me, "oh you are from St Andrews, you must be posh?", to which I reply, "I'll tell the jokes!"

Living in Glenrothes, Fife

Glenrothes: so dull, visiting the place is sheer grating torture

Glenrothes consists of people who've given up on life or have opened up their legs & now come with multiple little greeting faced sh*tebags.

Living in Auchtermuchty, Fife

Auchtermuchty: not as bad as some of the holes peppered across Fife

Auchtermuchty is still a long, long way from being the ultra-shiny preening Howe of Fife village that it so desperately wants to be.