Tullibody, The Armpit of Scotland

Living in Tullibody, Alloa, Scotland

Tullibody, also known as Tullibuggin’ by the locals. Tullibody is an apparent quaint little toon in the Heart of Clackmannanshire, but we all know this is just a smoke screen. Tullibody is filled to the brim with Junkies, Ned’s and 10 – 12-year-olds who have already been to Young Offenders twice. You have braes, now […]

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Falkirk is definitely the ned capital of Scotland

Living in Falkirk, Scotland

Being brought up in Falkirk most of my life (till the grand old age of 28) I never before noticed a ned… till my recent visit back to the twilight zone. I stumbled across ned after ned, the only thing that saved me being permanently blinded by all there cheap and tacky bling was my […]

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The Siberian mining experiment-come-‘New’ town of Cumbernauld

Living in Cumbernauld, Scotland

Siberian mining experiment-come-‘New’ town, Cumbernauld, near Glasgow, was voted 2nd most **** town in Britain in the Idler magazine’s 2003 poll and it was in no small way thanks to the invaluable contribution made by the town’s ****-majority that this ground-breaking (or should that be window-breaking?) feat was achieved. Like its sister (by different fathers?) […]

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