Edinburgh: the city that sold its soul for beer and cr@p student comedy

Living in Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland

I live in Edinburgh, and I actually quite like it here. The problem with Edinburgh is it doesn’t really like itself, and so has decided to sell its soul to try and find some meaning to its existence. Once upon a time it was the proud home of the Scottish Enlightenment, a bastion of the […]

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Glenrothes and why God is a cruel, cruel man

Living in Glenrothes, Fife, Scotland

Glenrothes is truly one of a kind. One of a kind in the sense that you could never make a town as terrible and rotten if you tried. If you ever (unfortunately) find yourself in Glenrothes, Fret not! We have plenty of bridges to hurl yourself off! But before you decide that life may not […]

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Blindwells, East Lothian – you need to be blind to move here!

Living in Blindwells, East Lothian, Scotland

Blindwells is a new town currently under construction in East Lothian, Scotland. The first homes are due to open later this year, a total of 3000 homes are being built. The name blindwells comes from the term ‘well son, you need to be blind to move here!’. The land was used by nature, swans, birds […]

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Cockenzie and Port Seton, horrible people

Living in Cockenzie and Port Seton, Scotland

Cockenzie and Port Seton is a town in East Lothian, Scotland. The residents enjoy throwing trash on the ground, usually McDonalds or chocolate bar wrappers. Walk around one of the parks, and you will witness school kids throwing trash into the bushes. They can do no wrong in their parents eyes, they’re little Angels. In […]

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Prestonpans residents, they’re the most miserable lot in East Lothian

Living in Prestopans, Scotland

Prestonpans or as locals say ‘the Paaans’ has got to be the most miserable lot in east Lothian. The people here are half baked, miserable, bitter, and as sour faced as Andrew Lloyd Webber licking on a nettle. The gossip mongering is off the scale -men and women and nobody has a life. Everyone exists […]

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Edinburgh, the city centre is OK-ish the surrounding areas are awful

Living in Edinburgh

While the city centre of Edinburgh is OKish the surrounding areas are just awful. Mind you having lived bang in the city centre for a while in a flat made into bedsits full of drunks who broke the door off of the toilet / bathroom I wouldn’t want to live there ever again. There was […]

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Broxburn is now an almost desolate shanty town

Living in Broxburn, Scotland

Broxburn is a **** town situated in the largely unknown county of West Lothian in Scotland. Broxburn is a has-been town, once famous for churning out millions at the local sausage factory. It is now an almost desolate shanty town. The town features an impressive array of pubs, freezerland affairs, take-aways, bookmakers and budget supermarkets. […]

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Musselburgh – quite pretty but knuckle dragging!

Living in Musselburgh, Scotland

Musselburgh is a town of some twenty odd ( very odd ) thousand ‘people’ which borders Edinburgh and East Lothian. The problem with Musselburgh is its inhabitants, who are largely ( but not wholly ) utterly awful. How one wee town has managed to create so many simpletons is one of life’s great mysteries. From […]

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Mayfield in Scotland is like the seventh circle of Dante’s hell

Living in Mayfield, Scotland

Well, a bit of history is required first, methinks. Mayfield, just south of Dalkeith, nestles between the A68 and the A7 south. It was originally built, in the sixties, as overspill housing for the colliery workers of nearby Newtongrange, as well as to provide the workforce for a small but relatively successful industrial estate. Sadly, […]

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