Living in Eakring, Nottinghamshire

Eakring: not the end of the earth but you sure can see it from there

If anyone that lives In Eakring is ever asked where they live, I'm sure the response would be 'Where's that?!'

Living in Ollerton, Nottinghamshire

Ollerton: the most boring place to live

New Ollerton = old biddy central and a load of manky chavs. DO NOT come here, for your own sanity, don't even visit.

Worksop, Nottinghamshire, Property Guide

Worksop – The fattest town in England

Worksopians are as happy as Larry (if Larry were a fat Northerner who liked Gregg's steak bakes).

Living in Bolsover

Bolsover: at night it becomes a typical chav sh*thole

Bolsover: At first you think that it is a pleasant town. Unfortunately, when you see it at night it becomes a typical chav sh*thole.