East Anglia - iLiveHere: Best & Worst UK Towns Reviewed

Chelmsford

***** (or hood **** as i know them) like to hang about on Duke Street, which is the area of **** culinary heaven boasting around 5 kebab shops, two pizza places and a DFC (dodgy fried chicken) all in a 150 metre length. The local council recently demolished the seating area outside macdonalds purely because […]

thetford

tescos, hmmmmmmmm the highlight of townie life. superdrug seems to be the in place to hang out, if not try the great new look, also numerous sportshops provide excellent **** entertainment. mcdonalds is also a great place for townies to hang out and meet new friends, also it is their main career choice, as they […]

Peterborough (Pee’a’burra)

Peterborough (or Pee’a’burra in **** parlance) is a cathedral city best known for it’s passport office, rail links to the North and a semi-famous (not to mention extremely ******) football team manager – Barry Fry. I’m shocked that Peterborough hasn’t yet been listed as a **** town because I think it’s a worthy contender for […]

LUTON

Ok so i’ve already done one of these for the lovely place that is Luton, but i dont think that i did it enough justice. I didnt mention the delights of Marsh Farm or the **** breeding grounds that are ‘Tin Town’ and ASDA. Marsh Farm is a genuinely scary place if u dont come […]

Stevenage

Stevenage – it featured in the film “Boston Kickout” – and didn’t come out of it very well. The Town Centre is full of *****. Beer bellied Dads(and Mums) all a-jangle with Elizabeth Duke, screaming at Bailey, Paris and Keisha while waving their Lambert and Butlers. Scaring the **** out of the local wrinkly population […]

Grays – the ******** of England

Take it from me – you do not want to ever visit this godforsaken ********. The only reason to go there is to pass through on the way to Tilbury – and you don’t want to bother with that toilet either. I had the gross misfortune to have to live in Grays for 18 months […]

Stowmarket, Suffolk

Many people view Suffolk as a tranquil and peaceful place, and whilst this may be true of the rural and sparsely populated parts of the county, wherever villages and towns are found (Suffolk has no cities!), this is certainly not the case. The town of Stowmarket, with a population of about 15,000 people, is a […]

Romford

Oh my good ******* grief! ROMFORD is just about the lowest common denominator in the whole of Chavdom bar NONE. If you see a male under the age of 17 walking down the road, who isn’t wearing the uniform of track suit,white trainers and cap (at a jaunty angle of course) you actually turn and […]

Southend-on-Sea, a sorry little grief hole on the Essex coast

I see a number of entries for Essex already. If Essex is the UK’s chaviest region, then the capital is Southend. This sorry little grief hole is a honey pot for the (fake) Burberry/Kappa/Stone Island tracksuited generation. ***** are everywhere, although the greatest concentration is on the sea front. This so-called ‘Golden Mile’ is an […]

Bury St Edmunds a lovely town. Whooa! Let’s stop right there shall we!

Bury St Edmunds, a lovely floral town in the heart of East Anglia. Whooooa! Lets stop right there shall we! Over the years Bury St Edmunds has seemed to have spawned a large community of *****. Mainly from one of Bury’s lovely council estates complete with Satellite Dishes and clapped out Ford Focus SRI. The […]

cambridge (the arbury, haverhill, newmarket, too many to remember)

i lived in cambridge for 4 years now and love it. i have a great job, lovely house and a fantastic girlfriend. life is sweet. except for one aspect of cambridge, the chavers. like i said cambridge is a beautiful place and is loads of fun, but it is the only place i know where […]

Watford

When I registered here and found that Watford had not already been added to this list, I was shocked. It is, from my experience, the very epicentre of all that is ****. The town centre comes complete with at least one of every sports shop, it even boasts two JD Sports and 2 Allsports, both […]