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Category: East Anglia
The Worst places to live in East Anglia
Harlow
I know you’re thinking “what else could I gain from reading another article on Harlow?”, but trust me there is more. For a start, I’m not sure how many other towns could claim to have adverts warning of ASBOs on their bus services. The local authorities claim that only seven of these orders have been […]
Rickmansworth (hertfordshire)
Rickmansworth, never heard of it? Good, not many have, and its better it stays that way. Its a local town, for local people. Or, recently, a local town for *****. They began appearing in numbers a couple of years ago, during rumours that a Mcdonalds was going to be built there. The Mcdonalds building was […]
Great Yarmouth – mecca for **** holidays!
Great Yarmouth not only supports the highest concentration of ***** in East Anglia, but it is also the number 1 mecca for **** holidaymakers! They bring down their whole bloody **** family, Kev, Shaz and the usual 8 babies … Madison, Courtney, Brooklyn, Dean, Tracey, Kev Junior, Kev Junior 2 and they ran out of […]
Hunstanton (Norfolk) – **** holiday heaven
Whereas Badajoz may be a popular holiday hotspot for those ***** educated enough to actually know where Spain is, I fear that the great uneducated majority of ***** subsequently opt to holiday in the UK. Of all the places they could go to for sun, smoke and ******** (Southend anyone?), many flock to that strange […]
Felixstowe
As mentioned in the Ipswich description, Felixstowe is well and truly a **** Town candidate. I live there. Opposite a phone box. With hilarious regularity the phone box windows are smashed in and the phone ripped from its usual resting place. Cars arent safe on the side of the road – cos guess what late […]
Bedford
Bedford, a sleepy riverside town located about 60 miles north of **** Capital (London). Bedford can be considered (and is by those non ***** who have to live there) **** Central. Such great haunts are the Interchange car park, where the local army of Nova driving, White Lightning drinkin Spitter ***** can be found after […]
Stevenage
Fame Two films – Here We Go Round The Mulberry Bush, Boston Kickout – were set in Stevenage and don’t exactly paint it in a favourable light. Ian Poulter, the golfer who wears stupid trousers, also comes from Stevenage, although he’s so proud of his roots he now prefers to say that he was born […]
Cambridge
Cambridge is “posh”, right? Internationally-famous seat of learning, high-tech research and development businesses, middle-class leafy avenues? Well, yes, but travel a mere mile from the historic centre in a number of directions, and it is as ****** as anywhere else in the UK! Cambridge ***** live in one of a number of ghastly estates on […]
Harlow
This has to be the biggest hole in Essex. I swear, one look and all the teenage single mums from all over the shop come running to claim off the state. If you can get through the Harvey centre without encountering some drugged up, 14 year old tart, *** in mouth, pushing her screaming brat […]
Harlow
This is the worst town i have ever had the misfourtune to reside in! Not only is the town overun by ***** but it seams that it was actually designed by them! For example, the train station is a 15min walk from the town centre to which there are only buses during the weekday rush […]
Watford (again)
Like most of the **** towns here, the favourite **** hangout is outside the McDonalds, on the High Street/King Street juction. This is handy for the **** shopping Mecca opposite – the Harlequin centre, where the ********* swarm on a Saturday afternoon. Don’t know about other towns’ *****, but the Watford variety are all skinny […]
