“I say Maragret, do you fancy a visit to Ross on Wye this afternoon, I hear they have a lovely market on a Saturday.” Hold your horses Mr & Mrs Jones, there’s something you should know about Ross on Wye before you visit, yes . . . it is the halitosis capital of Europe. The […]
Bromyard, known by the locals as “bumrod”, is a quaint town Almost exclusively populated by the silver surfers with its numerous rustic (holes in the roof, if it’s wet, don’t leave the house) and quaint (a code word for the queens’ dance floor occupying a 2 square meter space) pubs ensure this as a retirement […]
Pretty cathedral ✔ Attractive riverside walks ✔ An array of interesting independent shops ✔ Buuuuut . . . . Obese natives ✔ run down council estates ✔ rife unemployment ✔ Hereford is a city of contradictions. A fine historic cathedral, beautiful Georgian townhouses and an excellent new shopping centre, yet despite all this, it is […]
They say Ross on Wye is the birthplace of modern tourism. However the things it is most famous for are; **********, charity shops and fights outside the Eagle on a Saturday night. Ross on Wye has more charity shops than people. Every building is taken up by either a charity shop, run down pub or […]
A small market town on the Welsh border, the residents speak with a very distinct cross between a strong west-country accent and a slight north welsh twang. There are four types of Leominster residents, I shall now go through them. 1) Old people – probably 20% of Leominster’s population consists of nice, white-haired, rather middle-class […]
From birth, the people of Hemel Hempstead are given no chance! Until recently the two local hospitals which supported childbirth where St.albans and Luton, which are hardly **** free zones, you enter any of these hospitals you will find ***** who have been battered and bruised (not always a bad thing) and ********* who are […]
I LIVE IN CUFFLEY HERTFORDSHIRE AND ALTHOUGH MOST LOCALS STILL CALL IT A VILLAGE IT HAS TURNED INTO **** TOWN. YOU ONLY HAVE TO WALK DOWN STATION ROAD (THE HIGH STREET) ON MOST NIGHTS TO SEE THE NIGHTMERE BROUGHT ABOUT BY THE NEW TESCO EXPRESS. THEIR WAS AT ONE TIME A NICE LOCAL PUB ON […]
Ah Yes! Hatfield. Or ‘Sh*tfield’ as it’s affectionately known by anyone who has passed through. I had the misfortune to have worked there for 3 years. I can honestly say it is full of the most ******** bunch of ****** **** c*nts I’ve ever come across. If ever there was a place that was in dire […]
This is in reply to the exsisting Hatfield entry, written by Hatfield. I can hardly say that 4 years is long enough to call myself a veteran… but I would just like to add a few omissions to the previous statement. When I first arrived in Hatfield, I was full of hope, full of optomism, […]
Hereford. It’s a cathedral city on the Welsh border. It has a lot of history and the most beautiful countryside in England. Those are it’s good points. Sadly, nothing much has changed since 1597. Herefordians are extremely narrow minded and prejudiced. Hereford saps ambition. It is the only city in the uk without a bypass, […]
Firstly, let me state that I am a resident of Stevenage, and have been since my birth. But, recently, I have become aware of the problem that afflicts this town, and trust me, it is not the local council blowing £60,000 of taxpayers money on a bit of canvas and six poles in the twon […]
Ahhhhh Stevenage…. Twinned with Basra. I’ve lived in Stevenage ‘TAAAAN’ for most of my life now, my parents moving me down here from Glasgow because, apparently, they wanted me to sound like a ****. A wander, or perhaps rather, a flat out sprint through the picturesque town centre, would best be described from one end […]