Most towns and cities suffer with pollution caused by petrol fumes, factories etc. Not Ross on Wye. The green cloud hanging over this town is 100% organic.
The local Bromyard youth (pronounced yout or youf) can be witnessed doing Twat laps round the one way system in tractors.
Hereford is one of those towns with its own unique smell. Chicken faeces mixed with chemical fertiliser, McDonalds and piss.
One of the landmarks of Ross on Wye is 'The Market House', a lump of stone that the alcoholics gather around on a Friday night to piss on.
The residents speak with a very distinct cross between a strong west-country accent and a slight north welsh twang.