Like just about any town in Great Britain, Ipswich has more than it’s fair share of *****. For some reason they seem to congregate around the college, despite the fact that none of them seem to do any work there. Ipswich also has more than it’s fair share of ****** drivers. There’s a double laned […]
Category: East Anglia
The Worst places to live in East Anglia
Basildon
Basildon is **** central, with varying levels of chavness depending on whether you are in one of the many council estates such as Vange or Somercoates, or if you’ve had the misfortune to wander into nearby Pitsea. Choice of transport depends on how much benefit fraud you can commit, ranging from the old favorite Vauxhall […]
Hemel Hempstead
The lesser spotted ***** of Hemel are a special breed. They are tipified by their scraped back hair into some form of neon coloured scrunchie, black bras worn under white vests bought from Wilkinsons, with addidas trousers (yes these ***** are not only ill dressed, but are also behind the times as far as **** […]
Hertford
To be cool in Hertford means you have to be hard. You can test out you’re hardness at the weekend, outside the local kebab shop once the pubs & clubs have shut. Young ***** do battle in the street, with little regard for their own personal safety! The ultimate chicken champ worrier will command a […]
Barkingside, Essex
Where do I start? Let’s try McDonalds…Anyone who has visited or lived in Barkingside will no doubt have seen the chaviest looking ‘people’ who loiter outside the poshest eatery in the town. I don’t quite know why they choose McDonalds, maybe in the hope of finding some scraps of turdburger in the litter that accumulates […]
Colchester
Where do I begin? Colchester is a wonderful town, rich in history and culture. But come 10pm on a Friday night……Lordy lord, run and hide!!! Colchester is FULL of *****, as they all nest up on White City/Greenstead Estate. Young mums, druggies, alcoholics etc etc. You wouldn’t catch me up there on a dark night! […]
Stevenage
Further to a previous mention of the fair town of Stevenage (Britain’s first New Town… the cracks are starting to show) I’d like to add the following comment: Last year a national radio station described Stevenage as “devoid of culture”. Furious journalists at the towns bizarrely right-wing local rag “The Comet” immediately issued a rebuke, […]
Romford
First off, I can’t believe no-one has put this place up yet as it is the epitomy of ****** ***** in Essex, which in turn is the epitomy of ****** ***** in the UK. On weekdays, during the day it can be tolerated. You will see the occasional brats who have bunked school and teenage […]
Luton – no end of *****
Luton! nuff said really but i’ll giv ya a few places where the ********* hang. Co-ops all ova the town have ***** workin behind the counter servin their own sorts of ppl. Theres a shop called ‘Half Price Jewellers’ in the Arndale – it was MADE for *****, full of the ‘classiest’ jewellery (gold chains […]
Grays
Its the **** mecca but in grays we have the upmarket ***** the burburry is making way for von dutch hats these idots couldnt afford real burburry and now they try to make out they could afford designer lables even if they sold there escort with diffrent colour bumpers and ill fitting wheels which they […]
Dagenham
Lovely place Dagenham.Especially the ‘eafway'(heathway).Last week i saw a **** bloke hitting his **** ‘birds muver’ whilst the **** daughter was hitting him and the ‘muvva’ was hitting them both in the middle of Dagenham heathway, the main shops.Or why not hang out at the tube staion for no particular reason drinking alcho-pops trying to […]
Harlow
the epitome of “essex girls” and “essex boys”, mostly because it’s in essex. spawned the phrase “harlow facelift”, which is when the girlies pull their hair into a high ponytail so tight that the skin on their face is lifted up. they all wear adidas trackies (males and females), and every female over the age […]
