Northamptonshire - iLiveHere: Best & Worst UK Towns Reviewed

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Burton Latimer – The hole of Kettering

Living in Burton Latimer, Northamptonshire

Everyone knows what a **** is, supposedly? The big gangs of kids and teenagers, who hang around together outside McDonald’s and ironically the police station, to look cool and make out they don’t care what others think. This point would be proven if they didn’t go around smacking every other person who looked at them […]

Corby…the name says it all!

Welcome to Hell! That is what an unknown graffiti artist daubed in red on the walls of Corby’s bus station. He was right. In the early 1900’s, Corby was a small and sleepy village located in the north of Northamptonshire, surrounded by farmland and quarries. Sometime later, Samuel & Lloyd have built a steelworks near […]

Northampton, degenerating from once proud centre of middle England

A Town degenerating from once proud centre of middle England to **** torment. Where to start… For starters, back in the 1970’s/80’s when I was growing up, there was not one modified 15 year old car in sight. Just your crappy cars of dubious build quality that broke down after 1000 miles and had to […]

Irthlingborough, home of the Wellingborough ner’do’well

Irthlingborough is the breeding ground for the greater spotted Wellingborough ****, and is where ***** are raised and trained before being allocated swagger-and-stare time in the local capital of Wellingborough. As such, Irthlingborough constitutes the local university for future *****, who are encouraged to come and study here for a well-rounded and comprehensive **** education.The […]

Northampton, observe our loverly wide range of *****

If you ever find yourself in Northampton (which i hope for your sake you don’t)… please take the time to observe our loverly wide range of *****. They can be found in the loverly Kings Heath. Now please take my advice never walk through this place and if your driving don’t be on your own! […]

Corby

Oh my Oh my. . . . You really all have made such good points about all of your towns and the unfortunate **** **** that dwell in them. I must introduce you to the town of Corby. Corby is filled with Plastic Jocks. Corby HAD a thriving steel industry and WAS a very hard […]

Northampton: characterless & overflowing with nobs & Eastern Europeans

Poor old Nobhampton! When I was growing up in the late seventies, it was believe it or not, quite an interesting town to live in, it had a healthy punk scene, loads of gigs, good record and clothes shops etc. Don’t get me wrong, the toned-down **** equivalent existed even then, we called them ‘Yampi’s’ […]

Kettering or Kett-rin

Once a sleepy hardworking market town, now being over run by the unemployable theiving ******** known as the ****. Easily spottable due to their fondness for all things bling and their insatiable appetite for the West/East coast US rap scene. There is also a middle aged **** population in the town which is more dangerous […]