North West - iLiveHere: Best & Worst UK Towns Reviewed

Warrington- Cross Breed Central of the UK

I suppose the first thing to look at when considering the **** towns is location. And MY GOD i think Warrington could have THE ********* location in the whole of the UK, maybe even the world!!! For the humble Warratonian finds themselves Aqui distance between Liverpool and Manchester!!! Or Liverpeeewl and Manches-tor, as the locals […]

Bowness (Windermere)

This is a sad indictment of how ***** are spreading to all corners of Britain to ruin absolutely everyhwere. On a recent trip to the Lakes I was sat enjoying the atmosphere of children playing and humans and animals pleasantly interacting as handfuls of food were gently tossed to a host of swans and ducks […]

South Shields, what a stinking sh*t-hole it is!

And what a stinkin s**t-hole it is! Take your pick from any area, theres a gang of tracksuit clad shitbags waiting in the flanks, ready to cause the decent townsfolk no end of misery. Thusrday Night is Charver night and what a night it is! Two “Poliss” vans either end of Ocean Road waiting for […]

Wythenshawe

**** capital of Manchester. Don’t waste your money taking the kids to a theme park or zoo. The place you should take them is the Civic Centre, what a place to view the **** and ******** in all its glory. The **** with his worn out trackies and trainers, has to save up a few […]

Wigan

In Our Lovely town called Wigan, We Are blessed with the **** kind, every off liscene is littered with ***** smoking there ‘spliffs’ and drinking there ‘pulse’ every remote or hidden car park is littered with saxos and novas with there ‘go faster stripes’, but that isnt enough, NO, We have a club called Wigan-pier […]

Gorton – visit soon! (but watch your gold, your phone, your car, your shoes…)

I had the misfortune to live in Gorton for 12 years, before I made my escape 4 years ago. I still visit friends there, and this report is based on my observations from my time living there (yes, I’ve been there, done it, worn the appropriately logo’d t-shirt, and lived the lifestyle) and from time […]

Liverpool, Currently European Capital of ****’s

I had to agree with the person’s comment about Liverpool. After spending most of my life growing up in Newark (Another **** Town) we moved to Liverpool last year, no I don’t know why either. Luckily, I spend most of the year at university in Manchester. This summer has got to be one of the […]

Liverpool

OMG I DONT BELIEVE LIVERPOOL WASN’T ON HERE SOONER! Ok well now it is. It is the absolute **** capital of the UK. I grew up in St Helens, basically an overspill of Liverpool. Liverpool is ******* so awful and full of ***** and SCOUSERS! The kings and queens of shell suits! Everyday it is […]

salford (the precinct)

i know salford is already on here but i need to stress just how ****** and ****-******** it really is. i live right on the border of this sh*thole and a (marginally) nicer area and it’s amazing to see the difference between the two. every *self-respecting* **** in the north manchester area knows that salford […]

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Blackpool

EVERYWHERE – WE’RE SURROUNDED AND OVER RUN WITH THE ********, they’re like cockroaches, breeding succesfully despite the run down ghetto like pits of degredation they inhabit. To find the local ****’s en masse you have only to check out the prom any day of the week where you’ll find them strutting their stuff attempting to […]

Stockport – land of the free (baby milk)

I’m not a local, but I live here and I quite like this town, it has such wonderful **** watching opportunities. Top hang outs include Grand Central, a purpose built arena for the local sport of bottling, it even has steps for the serried ranks of pram faces to watch the stamping and ground pawing […]

Washington, Tyne & Wear, the sh*t on the boot which is Sunderland

Washington, I feel, is best described as the metaphorical s**t on the metaphorical Rockport boot which is Sunderland. Decades of under development and closure of the local pits and industries (which served to keep the ****** hordes of charver families in confined spaces underground for extended periods of time and thus away from the minority […]