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Preston and the towns surrounding it must be the chaviest place in the country. Wherever you look you are sure to see a gang of scallies drinking cheap cider or playing with their stolen mobile phones. Their favourite places to stand around are the bus station, mcdonalds, outside home bargins, and on the market. You are most likely to see them terrorising pidgens or shouting abusive comments at elderly or disabled people. If you are a goth or a mosher, dont be suprized when your head gets set on fire. Chavs seem to have a problem with people who dont shop at JJB sports.

Bamber Bridge and Clayton Brook aka Scally-land (both near preston) are other towns popular with chavs. When walking home in Clayton Brook at night it is likely that a firework will be thrown at you so make sure you wear protective flameproof clothing at all times. In Bamber Bridge, the chavs like to hang out near spar or outside “Bargin Booze”. They usually go in to these shops several times a night trying to buy alcohol but they can never get served because they are all fourteen years old. They think being pregnant makes them look older! When a townie asks you for a light, please do not be fooled. The chav does not want a lighter to light its cigarette. It wants a lighter so it can set your hair on fire then steal your wallet to buy cigarettes.

That is all there is to know about Preston. If you have difficulty finding it, just follow the trail of mugged old ladies and discarded shopping trollies.







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I have lived here in preston all my life and at 15 its starting to hit me how many scrots live here and the amount they are multiplying.

I skate and all you ever here at the moment is awwwwwww…skater boy. yeah state the obvious why dont you as you look over and see a vertical burberry capped asshole is looking at you with his girlfriend with her greasy slick back hair and earrings which could be used as hula hoops.

The favorite hangouts for the scrots is around macdonads which is conveniently very close to the market where they can purchase all teh fake burberry they want and jd sports which i next door. Jd have definutly got this one sorted.

The main ares where they are from are the council estates,savick and many are from ashton. Dont go near there you will die in minuites.

Also i just want to add why do they all have to have the scouse accent even if they are from no where near liverpool. its a god sent gift if your not from that place so why talk like you are. Its labbeling ureself as an asshole as soon as you talk to anyone.







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