Where do you start? The local market is packed Friday (benefits paid Thursday…) all the local talent will be there with their rainbow children lifting Rickports and Aiduds .. for little Lateesha, Lamoya, Lirelle and other such names – Golden rule to be observed in Longsight, all your childrens names MUST start with the same […]
Category: Greater Manchester
The worst places to live in Greater Manchester
clayton, manchester
Well i’ve lived in Clayton for quite a few years and started to realise how many ***** have invaded. 14-21 years old ***** are causing havoc on the streets of Clayton, and getting every 14-year-old ******** (female ****) pregnant!! It seems girls think that being pregnant is fashion… where do they get this information?!?! They […]
Shaw & Royton near Oldham, two insignificant pond life hellholes
Adjacent to the classy town of OLDHAM (No comment,I’m taking the 5th amendment on that one), two insignificant pond life hellholes with very little to recommend them, apart from the roads out! Think total hatred. Man U vs Man C, Villa vs Birmingham, Sheff U vs Sheff W, Portsmouth vs Southampton, think again. Shaw vs […]
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Higher Folds (near Leigh)
This is the *********,chavrat ******** council estate I have ever seen.Its in the middle of nowhere has 2 shopsandpost office(for cashin giros).All the local ***** hang round shops shouting abuse at passers by. In the summer the ********* are all out with their piss streaked orange fake tans and denim minis.I think they all put […]
Clayton, Manchester, who needs soaps when you have this sh*t?
Well, I’ve lived in Clayton for quite a few years and started to realise how many ***** have invaded. 14-21 years old ***** are causing havoc on the streets of Clayton, and getting every 14-year-old ********( female ****) pregnant!! it seems these little immature girls with hickeys on their necks think that being pregnant is […]
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Rochdale, I must warn you to steel yourself my friend
Much as I would like to take you on a tour of some of the highlights that are Rochdale, I fear I have not the space. We must miss such areas as Freehold, Spotland, Falinge, Castleton and Newbold – names synonymous with shell-suits tucked into socks, gold chains the size of rigging rope and male […]
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Westhoughton
Thinking of going watching the new League of Gentlemen film, dont bother. Come to Westhoughton instead. This ****** village is the **** capital of the country. The girls in the community are especially stupid, think Sam from Big Brother and multiply by Vicky Pollard. When not listening to the prophet Usher and pushing double decker […]
Denton
Denton Denton Denton, the **** hole of manchester!Last year was rather famous featured on comic relief,the kiddy scallies run around with no shoes. I am unlucky to have driven round Denton,and the fisrt thing i noticed was,the amount of ****** running round the streets!i seen i big,black RAT! Most of the houses dont have windows(as […]
All this talk of Golborne in Wigan is making me feel ill…
You’ve read the articles on the towns in the Wigan area, Leigh, Lowton, Hindley, etc. Now it’s time to hear about the one, the only… Golborne. And yes, I live there. Where to start? Well, Golborne is a small town on the outskirts of Wigan (though for some ****** up reason has a Warrington poscode […]
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Salford Education
Salford Education Department has thrown it’s full weight behind a proposed new college course aimed at 16 to 19 years in Salford. Preparation For Prison Life will, if it gets the go ahead from central government, be taught at college’s across the city. It will initially be a two year course, with time off for […]
Salford. . . . In particular Ordsall Estate
This statement kind of sums up salford. . . . . SALFORD EARTHQUAKE APPEAL An earthquake measuring 5.7 on the Richter scale hit Salford last Wednesday morning. The epicentre was in the Ordsall area. Casulties were seen wandering aimlessly uttering “Bang out of order, mental and sorted” The earthquake decimated the area causing damage to […]
Stockport
Sadly this is a true reflection of a town that has rapidly degenerated to the point of shame. I too have ventured down Stockport on a Saturday night, and let me tell you this…Heaven and Hell is a club you go to once, and only once. A truly memorable experience, if only to laugh at […]
