Eccles, you can only judge a sh*thole by what passes through it

Living in Eccles, Greater Manchester

My My My, There is an old saying of “You can only judge a s**t hole by what passes through it” …. aint it the truth! I have lived here for approx 18 months and it’s hell, this is not due to the area, facilities etc but the people. Salford City Council should be proud […]

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Manchester: A Chavy, Crime-ridden Blister With Ideas Above its Station

Living in Manchester

I’ve been working and living in Manchester now for the last 3 years and thankfully I’m finally getting the hell out with a long awaited transfer back down to London. Thank thee lord!! What can I say about Manchester? The ***** here really are something else. Manchester is a city with the highest rate of […]

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whitefield **** town in the making?????

Well what can be said about the wonderful place called Whitefield? Hmm … Lets start with discussing the scroty little **** kids who hang around on the street corners drinking their white lightning. Since when has it been considered fashionable to wear fake trackie bottoms tucked into stripy socks with dirty trainers? and the ********* with their orange […]

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Westhoughton a ******-******** town in the armpit of the North West

Living in Westhoughton

Welcome to another ****-******** town in the armpit of the North West. I recommend you stay well away from Westhoughton when on a trip around the U.K, or if for any other reason. There are absolutely no interesting facts about this small, worthless town apart from it has a large teenage pregnancy percentage and a […]

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Wonderful Worsley

Worsley is a village near Manchester where you can expect to pay between £500,000 and £1,000,000 for a house (I couldn’t afford to live there, incidentally). However, there is a slow infection of ***** happening there. Yobo’s hang around “The Green” where Russell Watson used to live, so that houses at that particular location are relatively cheap […]

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Heywood: it has nothing to offer anyone who is normal and decent

Living in Heywood

Heywood is a relatively small town sandwiched between some of the most **** places in the north west. Head out of Heywood in any direction and you either get to Bury, Rochdale or Oldham. Heywood is a boring place with not much for the common **** to do except steal from the local Morrisons and Dunnes […]

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