Living in Sholver, Oldham

Sholver, Oldham’s anus

Sholver, one windswept winter's night I found myself alone, cold and afraid on the streets of this shit smeared overspill.

Living in Shaw, Greater Manchester

Shaw: The Place That Joy Forgot

All in all, Shaw is a sh*thole, and thank god I'm leaving for good. If you like being a tw@t, it could be the place for you

Living in Shaw, Greater Manchester

Shaw, trapped between Oldham & Rochdale like a fart between bum cheeks

Shaw is unfriendly, poor, plagued by drugs, single mothers and work-shy white trash in knock off Paul & Shark sweaters and tracksuit bottoms

Living in Shaw and Royton, Oldham

Shaw & Royton near Oldham, two insignificant pond life hellholes

The local pettiness goes back to Victorian times when the Royton folk designed the Town Hall clock tower, without a clock face, facing Shaw!