Croydon

I realise this is not the first entry of Croydon but I thought I would add my own contribution, since my views on this matter are very strong. I would advise anybody who considers themself a Christian not to enter Croydon – any views you might have of everybody being equal, and showing compassion to […]

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HAMMERSMITH

2nd report from Hammersmith: You may remember me reporting this ******** a while back and slating the **** out of it. Well its now time for chapter two…. The problems have worsened since my last report, Incest, Inter racial breeding, thieves, muggers, *** pests and ***** (Only a handful of problems the local council face) […]

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Bermondsey: full of dangerous Sarf London thugs

Living in Bermondsey/Rotherhithe, South London

London Borough of Southwark enters the **** fray with this most dangerous bunch of tight knit ( ******) Sarf London shitbags. Do not go to Bermondsey , they will spot you, then they will **** you, the whole “community” will then close ranks. Their “football” team is the noble Millwall , that beacon of multicultural […]

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Walthamstow

This town is disgusting. From its many run down parks to its abandoned factories and houses, the chvs will go anywhere to smoke there pot and take there heroine. Me a mere 13 year old boy can not leave my humble house without being in fear of being mugged or ‘happy slapped’ (When a gang […]

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Feltham

Oh Feltham, Feltham, Feltham! What a wonderful place. For years Feltham has been the original home of the ****. Teenage single mums, boys with more arrset warrants than GCSE’s and Nova’s and fiesta’a flying up and down the high street. And the high street is where all the fun happens. Directly outside The Small Tesco’s […]

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Camden Town

Away from the bright hair and big piercings, Camden has a side to it that would put Guildford, Dagenham and any other of the dross-holes nationwide to shame (or is that pride?). Being Camden born and bred it shames me to say that my home town is a production line of hooped-earring/flat-brimmed baseball capped wallies […]

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Sutton

Where can I start. I have had the mis-fourtune of living round sutton my entire life and would love to be able to tell you some uplifting information about the people but I cant. More commonly known as Slutton (3 guesses why?) it is surrounded by some of the chaviest areas known tho man i.e. […]

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Oxted

Oxted the nice town in surrey, is supposed to be a lovely place to live. There’s master park for the kids, 5 charity shops for the elderly and tandrige lesuire pool for familes. However there is a much feared and dark side to the town. When the clock strikes 7pm the ***** come out to […]

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Leytonstone

Well it once used to be a quiet place to live and shop.there is no reminance of the quietness now the **** has taken over!!!!!!!! everywhere you go there is a ‘possi’ of ***** with their crowns ‘da burberry caps’. the only difference is that they probably are real! as their mummys and daddys prob […]

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Sydenham

Oh yes the beauty and glamour of sydenham, the place to be seen. If you’re a ****. All you have to do is get off the train at Penge East station and welcome to Chaville! You don’t have to go far to find the best **** hang outs, as soon as you walk out of […]

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Croydon

Ok well what can i say about croydon that hasn’t already been said? The inhabitants of this ‘Souf london’ town like to think they live ‘in the ghetto’, although for half of them the closest they’ve been to a gun is a spud gun, or a bb gun. Areas like thornton heath aka ‘da heaf’ […]

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Penge, soon as you see the Railway Bridge you’ve doomed yourself for life

Living in Penge, South London

The word “Penge” comes from an old anglo-saxon term meaning “the end of the woods where the pigs are fed”. With the ancient forests of Norwood to the west and that which surrounded the now equally horrible Sydenham to the North, and with the astonishing amount of pigs inhabiting Penge, this meaning has secretly prevailed. […]

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