2nd report from Hammersmith:
You may remember me reporting this ******** a while back and slating the **** out of it. Well its now time for chapter two….
The problems have worsened since my last report, Incest, Inter racial breeding, thieves, muggers, *** pests and ***** (Only a handful of problems the local council face)
Last week I had the misfortune of having to cross the bridge and pick something up from Habitat. I originally purchased the item in Kingston, But they said I needed to pick it up from the Hammersmith ******* branch (*****).
Armoured with my stab proof vest a good local knowledge and angry temper (at the time) I started walking over. It wasn’t long before my first bit of trouble…..
“Av you got a *** mate”
I ignored the little rat faced, big eared **** and carried on walking. Suddenly I felt a belt across the chops. some suicidal ******* happy slapped me. Well he may have been happy, but I wasn’t.
I didn’t bother chasing him because he was with about 9 or 10 other little yobs. Anyway, Later that day I went clubbing and had to pass through Hammersmith again to get the underground up to Leicester square.
On my travels, I took a short cut through the pea body estate (this would be very eventful)……….
…..I noticed a rat faced little hooded gimp at the edge of the road with blood pouring down its face as I approached it, I noticed it was that boy from earlier. He was crying and said he just got mugged for his mobile phone and wallet.
I laughed my ******* head off and said “Ha Ha Ha, you’ve been happy slapped”
WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND. always remember that you Chavy, *****, ****** ******** out there.