Written by Anonymous. Posted in West London

Oh Feltham, Feltham, Feltham! What a wonderful place. For years Feltham has been the original home of the chav. Teenage single mums, boys with more arrset warrants than GCSE’s and Nova’s and fiesta’a flying up and down the high street. And the high street is where all the fun happens. Directly outside The Small Tesco’s is the chav hot spot. The original place to compare your freshly nicked nokia or your new 2 stripe trackie’s. And what’s more it’s directly in front of a mcdonalds! Yippee! Pound savers all round guys! The high street is far from picturesque. We have a bakers, a newsagent, blockbuster video, a turkish cafe (which guarantee’s the week off work) a wetherspoon pub ( cheap beer – top chav hotspot) one bank and everyones favourite, yep you guessed it… It’s Dalla’s Chicken and Ribs! And not forgeting Kwik Save. Apart from all that all the shops are boarded up. A great invention which came to Feltham a few years ago was 24 hour tescos. So when the chavs are bored at night they have somewhere to rob. Great stuff.

Nightlife : The only nightlife in Feltham is Cineworld and the Parks. Every weekend the parks are filled with White lightning, Kappa tracksuit bottoms, Foul mouthed Hair tied back gold hanging out loose teenage girls who are up for anything for a Two’s on your Sovereign cigarette and REAL men thrashing the s**t out of an old nicked scrambler across the field. Nearby Kempton Market is a great favourite of the Feltham chav’s. You can pick up all the latest designer gear, at knock down prices! Fantastic! (Although 100% non-genuine, but c’mon who’s gonna know otherwise if u tell them your uncle got you it?) Top sellers are burberry and lacoste hats, stone island tops, ecko and avirex hoodies, kappa and adidas 3stripe trackies, schott jackets and louis vuitton hats and bandanas and donnay socks. (Just To name a few)

Cineworld is great for the chavs. It’s a complex equipped with Cinema, Burger king, 2 resturants, Mecca Bingo and a shitty sports bar. A great place for the chavs to hang around. Many are spotted in the complex watching fruit machines until someones lost a few quid and in they dive with there couple of quid to become rich for a day. Another favourite is sneaking into cinema screens and making everyone else’s life a misery by talking loudly through the film and answering their phone when it rings. And remeber tuesday is cheap night, Half price films!

And i’ll leave you with this….

5 Things You would never find in Feltham

1. Manners

2. Taxpayers

3. A Virgin

4. Hope

5. a Grandmother over 35

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  Written by Anonymous. Posted in United Kingdom

This place must be the epitomy of chaville. If it had a town name sign standing (probably been torn down) it would say ‘Feltham – twined with poverty’.
In this town people where their chavness with pride, the normal array of tattoo’d teenage mums, all with kids fathered by men of many different nations. They’ve torn down a tower block recently used in a So Solid Crew video and they are going to replace this with a new development of luxury flats. Those poor middle class people who don’t have a clue and suddently find themselves down the local aldi and/or lidl with the creme de la creme of council scum and the whole cult of chav.

Probably the most heartening sight is the old village pond where teenage chav boys concregate to go fishing. Unfortuantly the pond has no links to any flowing body of water so therefore no fish!!! But they still sit there spending their school days…bless!!

Feltham is no one off, the whole area including Staines (Ali-G country), Bedfont (edge of Heathrow Airport runway) through to Hanworth is one long band of Chavness.

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