Loughborough Junction or should that be Laughborough

Living in Loughborough Junction, London

As you turn the corner from a modern busy and energetic area of London named Brixton with great transport links to the rest of this glorious city, there is a place under a bridge called Loughborough junction, which is to say at the very least one of the most unglamorous and unsophisticated areas I’ve ever […]

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Sidcup’s notorious Blackfen Road

Living in Sidcup, South London

This is about what it’s like to live in Sidcup with the notorious Blackfen Road outside. For starters if you have never had the chance to visit NASCAR in the USA with all the thrills and spills of drivers trying to **** themselves with no brakes for glory? then don’t waste your money going to […]

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Tooting… yikes!

Living in Tooting, South London

Want a fun, fulfilled, family friendly day out? Do not come to Tooting! Never dull If you however do feel like making a tenacious trip to Tooting (god forbid) you’ll be greeted with some of the most incredible sights South London has on offer. From the groups of teenagers in full adidas that make you […]

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Bexleyheath – a hive of villainy

Living in Bexleyheath, South London

So, I live in Bexleyheath. Growing up it used to be an okay town, it wasn’t too bad and there wasn’t enormous amounts of crime (not from my memory at least). I am now 20, and this area has completely changed. It is the hive of all villainy in the galaxy. Yobs, gangsters, roadmen and […]

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Elephant and Castle – Yep, you’ve got off at the wrong stop.

Living in Elephant and Castle, South London

So, you’ve found yourself in Elephant and Castle? My condolences. Well, while you try and find the nearest possible exit, why not stop for a moment to marvel at the many wonders that we have to offer here! You ever heard of Michael Faraday? He was born here, and you better believe we’re gonna let […]

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Battersea, the ghetto of the 80’s!

Living in Battersea

I’m amazed that there isn’t an article for this on here yet! Ah Ba-a-sea (as we all called it, a local knows it has 2 t’s in the name but neither are used): the home of my formative years in the 80’s. I’ve not been back here since meeting up with a young lady for […]

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Brockley: Hipster Dads, Goldsmiths Students, Social Housing Tenants and Dungarees

Living in Brockley

I think Brockley 10 years ago would have been a markedly different place: one bereft of the beards, the flat whites and the numerous restaurants offering an approximation of hipster haute cuisine. Now you can’t get on the overground without having your skin exfoliated by the bristles of the creatively bearded, find a “normal” coffee […]

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Bermondsey: full of dangerous Sarf London thugs

Living in Bermondsey/Rotherhithe, South London

London Borough of Southwark enters the **** fray with this most dangerous bunch of tight knit ( ******) Sarf London shitbags. Do not go to Bermondsey , they will spot you, then they will **** you, the whole “community” will then close ranks. Their “football” team is the noble Millwall , that beacon of multicultural […]

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Penge, soon as you see the Railway Bridge you’ve doomed yourself for life

Living in Penge, South London

The word “Penge” comes from an old anglo-saxon term meaning “the end of the woods where the pigs are fed”. With the ancient forests of Norwood to the west and that which surrounded the now equally horrible Sydenham to the North, and with the astonishing amount of pigs inhabiting Penge, this meaning has secretly prevailed. […]

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