Thorpe Park last week, the Underclass Hajj After several students from my halls of residence decided that Thorpe Park on their Fright Night – (the park stays open until 10pm and has some new Halloween themed rides) it would be a great day out, we booked tickets and hopped on the bus to the train […]
Category: London
The worst places to live in London
Bellingham, SE6
The whole of Bellingham estate is crawling with ***** and the lowest of low life **** who loiter on street corners or outside popular ****’s council house now that loopy-log park is no more. For a special treat they may venture to the Savacentre via their hairdryer engine bikes. They will lurk outside trying to […]
Bexleyheath/Welling
Bexleyheath and Welling share their ***** so everyone gets some loving. Where ever you look there are thousands of gutter monkeys ******* around in their “crews” looking for 5 year olds/old ladies/blind people to mug. The ******* are everywhere and you can’t even walk to your local Blockbuster without a bunch of dirty ******* asking […]
PINNER london
pinner is a **** town but once againdare aint nuthin rong wiv ***** so y don u all stop bitchin bout em and get ur own life! shizzle mo no doggifizzle holla bk peace.. […]
Palmers Green (Or Palmers Greek)
To an outsider, the presumption of North London is of a good life involving rows upon rows of beautiful semi detached houses complimented by two or three brand new company cars on the drive with the occupants of the 1930’s properties all working hard for a living down the City of London. Sadly that’s just […]
London Borough of Havering
I know that many people have included most towns (if not all the towns) in this greater London Borough. I thought I would make a collective viewpoint of how these **** / Ned / spidey **** start to take over. Firstly you have the central chavdom of Romford in Havering. With all these cloned town […]
Wimbledon
If Croydon is the spiritual home of the ***** then, for many, Wimbledon is their playground. “Merton’s Mecca” is only a convenient chavtram ride away and offers much for the sovereign ring lovers. Equidistant to the obligatory McDonalds and Argos are the steps outside the train station. Here RSPB (Royal Society for the Persecution of […]
Slade Green, ******** with dirty, Burberry wearing misfits
Slade Green is the tiniest little place in the middle of surrounding **** area’s such as Erith and Crayford, but i can’t believe it is not listed on iLiveHere because there seriously is a greater amount of ****** than there are houses! On every corner of every road you will find an Exxxxxxx family who […]
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Bexleyheath aka a pile of ****
walking around the “town centre” many ***** walk pass either whislting or asking “ave ya got a spare *** babe” even thought i do have “****” the obvious answer is no, sorry and they walk on about to pounce on there next victim. ****, booze, fat chavy 13 year old girls are what **** boys […]
Beddington
This simply has to be said. Beddington is a wad of spit wedged dribbling between Croydon and Carshalton which is quite well known throughout the south of London. Arrive in **** style by bunking the tramlink to Ampere Way, step out and make absolutely sure you are wearing a dust mask. The smog in Beddington […]
Welling
Contrary to what is said by imature middle class twits Welling is no **** town for it is the home to hard working, honest people that have no time for snobery and idiotic posterings. Welling has problems with some of the kids but Bexley area is considered one of the safests in the country. No […]
Sydenham
Ah, Sydenham. Where to start… Well first off, its a bloody confusing place because there are 3 parts of it, all of which are quite randomly scattered and chavved up in very different ways. Generally they are known as Upper Sydenham, Lower Sydenham and Sydenham Hill. Right. Upper Sydenham. It’s a very very old town […]
