Ok well what can i say about croydon that hasn’t already been said?
The inhabitants of this ‘Souf london’ town like to think they live ‘in the ghetto’, although for half of them the closest they’ve been to a gun is a spud gun, or a bb gun.
Areas like thornton heath aka ‘da heaf’ are full of baggy trousered, cap wearing tracksuit wearers (usually ecko or akademics for the hardcore rude boi) Their past times include riding around on the backseats of buses, or roaming the streets with their hoods up looking particularly menacing to passsers by.
Boi racers speeding through residential areas at 70mph, those that actually have cars that is probably bought it for 200 quid of someone who knows someone, or just outright stole it dont even start to ask whether they have licences my friend! The younger crowd however, stick to stupid mini motorbikes (they nicked of their little brothers) or the good old walking around with hoods up looking menacing is a popular alternative.
You’ve got your mid twenty unemployed **** men aswell, that’ll whistle at you as if its a reflex.
New Addington, Centre of the **** universe! fact. Up the hill you will find this area of closely knit estates each desperately claiming “its not that bad” like hell it isnt! everywhere you turn, if there isnt an abandoned car at the road side, theres a matress or a dicarded bath (no really) obstructing your path, 8 year olds in knee high boots and lipstick (girls that is), 14 year olds toting the ***** favourite brew, good ol’ stella (boys that is) and round every corner is the teenage mother of two yelling at her kids as she makes her way to B wise for cheap kids clothes becase she missed the woman that comes round with ‘next’ knock offs for cheap.
The adventurous ***** travel to bromley to visit primark and TKmaxx, or wimbledon on the tram, although few stray this far from the homeland.
Croydon even has its own hair style nicknamed by the local news paper as the ‘croydon facelift’, a ponytail so high and so tight that it actually distorts the wearers face (making it even more unbearable to look @, because face it, most ***** are ungodly ugly).
Other **** Fashion in croydon consists of:
The well know fake burberry hats, scarves, and the occasionall coat,
Giant gold hoop earrings from half-price jewellers,
Even more giant clown/ragdoll/witch/dolphin pendants that cost half their parents savings to buy their precious little courtney-may or mercedes-jade.
Sovereign rings bigger than the hand of the beholder,
Bleach blonde hair with black roots, or the up and coming Brunette **** who was blond but dyed her hair dark brown to resemble “Stacy off eastenders innit”
Now dont get me wrong Croydon is not home to only *****, we have our fair share of grungers, goths (who are regularly stoned by *****, or regularly stone *****, I forget), fashionabe topshop/topman good looking peopleand your regular non-catagorisable people. Howerver if they keep breeding, which im assured they will, we will be over run in the next decade.
Peace Out 🙂 jks