South London

Oh yes the beauty and glamour of sydenham, the place to be seen. If you’re a ****. All you have to do is get off the train at Penge East station and welcome to Chaville!
You don’t have to go far to find the best **** hang outs, as soon as you walk out of the station you will find ***** ******* around the bridge. These super stylish **** boys with jeans halfway down their **** showing off their boxer shorts. Oh and don’t forget the girls with their pulled back hair, too much make up and gold hoop earrings. Yes the ***** here come with all the ‘bling’.
If you are not already desperate for the next train home or traumatised by the overload of chavness you can venture beyond to another **** hang out, the corner of Venner Road… Oh yes… Again you will have blinged up *****!
If you are feeling brave enough to take a trip to Syndenham High Street be prepared for more ********* than you could ever imagine! THEY ARE EVERYWHERE! You’ll possibly hear them before you see them with phrases such as ‘INNIT?!?!’ and don’t look at them because they’ll jus have a go and yell ‘WHATCHERLOOKINAAAAT?’.
I used to be lucky enough to live in this **** Paradise… It’s gettin worse and worse!

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