Halstead, the town is full of chavy scumlords and the majority either smoke weed in the park shelters or do drag racing around Butler Road.
If you like drugs and not working, then Purfleet is the place to be. However, if you're like me, then get the hell out of dodge.
Southend is surely the worst place to live in England. The town is full of 12 year old 'roadmen' (the chav does not exist down here now).
Colchester has emptying shops, empty bus depots, dangerously uneven pavements and an embarrassment of a Saturday town market.
It's at night that the true horror of Leigh manifests itself . Coked up oiks and orange women, eyeing each other up.