You may be thinking of coming to Clacton, think again, Clacton is absolute s***. It’s filled with horrible little kids who think they are the best, they break shop windows, start fights and cause havoc to everyone. I don’t know where their parents are but they must be somewhere.

Don’t be tricked by the pier. That’s bad too, with everything being at such a high price and again, the kids ruin the fun. Do not take little children there as they’ll learn racial slurs, bad words and overall, how to be a ‘Roadman’ the kids smoke weed and cigarettes at an extremely young age.

Again, do not visit Clacton. It’s a pure warning!