Newark

A short time ago I had the misfortune to visit the town of Newark in Nottinghamshire. All I can do is extend my deepest sympathies to all the ‘normal’ residents of this pile of purest ****** ****. I was only in the town for a couple of hours (thought it would make a nice change […]

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Nottingham, A dirty place full of people who can’t speak properly

You’re driving along the M1 northbound from Leicester sort of way and the journey feels fine except from a couple idiots on the outside lane trying to knock your car out of the way. Seems to be nothing around but fields, ‘Nice’ I thought. Then I see a sight that just looks so unwelcoming, the […]

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Ollerton: the most boring place to live

New Ollerton = old biddy central and a load of manky *****. DO NOT come here, for your own sanity don’t even visit. Train station? you wished. Public transport, few and far between and doesn’t take you where you need to go when you need to get there. If you don’t drive you have virtually […]

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Edwinstowe

Edwinstowe, despite its allusion to being a cultural hive of historic deference, constructed from roughly hewn medieval stone and nestling deep within Sherwood Forest, is a slum. In earlier ages the village was composed of two parts, the village on the hill, built around the 9th century church and the village by the river. Both […]

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