My poor step-children have to live in this god-forsaken, chav-ridden scumhole.
The inbreeding amongst these ‘people’ has got so out of hand it would seem that there are ‘people’ in this town who are their own fathers.
My eldest (non-chav) step-daughter was out with some friends on Friday night and was picked on by some drunken little chavette because she thought my step-daughter was “giving her the evils”…the drunken little trollope ended up beating and head-butting my step-daughter for no reason whatsoever.
I’ve just been talking to my step-daughter, who has been considering how best this country might resolve the Chavish ‘Problem’. She suggested we might send them to the front line when we next go to war, telling them that their bling will act as shields…I would go one step further and recruit them as suicide bombers…the first place I would send them to bomb is Newark, Notts!