Ever miss an era of Britain where heavy industry still ruled, where working class people swept their doorsteps, considered “curry” an exotic foreign food. Ever miss a Britain where a single brown face amongst the throng of pale-faced weather beaten islanders was a shock! Do you miss rag-and-bone men, friendly gypseys, miners welfare clubs. Where […]
Northleach is a traditional Cotswold village nestled covertly within the boundaries of sleepy mid-Gloucestershire. Populated with a combination of foot-faced, monosyllabic, grunting, ****** miscreants and Times reading oversized rugby shirt and waxed jacket clad London idiots, this place is truly the quaint, ******* basket capital of Britain. Growing up in this trap of a place […]
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Treacle Town: so called as all the roads are sticky with tarmac permanently due to the local council’s fetish for road works (well it does keep 5 more ***** off the dole and out of trouble I guess) and because the local’s are as thick as the aforementioned substance. The fact that it was the […]
after reading about the sad demise of SILEBY in this section of “chavtowns”. I felt duty bound to include it’s near neighbour BIRSTALL. Again tucked away in the countryside between the dual mecca’s of chavdom that are LEICESTER and LOUGHBOROUGH. The youth of Birstall have recently become obsessed with copying their near neighbours by dressing […]
A town famous for its Pork Pies, Stilton cheese and **********. The common **** is usually found here in great abundance. As a rule the younger ***** seem to congregate around the skateboard ramp in the park or on the benches outside WHsmith in the market place, usually passing around a can of wifebeater(stella) that […]
nestling south of the beautiful National Forest and in an increasingly affluent district, Coalville stands out like a sore thumb!! not quite to the standard of local giants Loughborough or Leicester it still comprises copius amounts of evil chavsters. Marlborough Square tends to be the meeting point for the immobile crews while various car parks […]
Sileby,my home town,some of which is rather respectable in apperance,except for the areas of land which have been completley overrun by the **** of the earth(gypsys and other ossortments of ******)the worst being the ****! The high street for example has such excellent places of **** gathering,includingthe newly built Tesco express(Chavsco)this is where the majority […]
i live in loughborough which has a big **** population but i was in stiches when i visited shepshep a while back with an ex-girlfriend of mine. we went to one of her friends house in shepshed and was expecting her to be your normal everyday girl but ohhhhh no!. When she opened the door […]
Leicester has many **** suburbs but two in particular stand out. One of these is Beaumont Leys. The place was one of those idealistic suburbs of the 1970s/earlly 1980s with the idea of creating a nice leafy suburb with drab council property’s (clever or what!). This turned out to be a **** idea as by […]
