Look up and you know life should be much better; look down and know that at least you don’t live in Yeovil...
Liskeard, Cornwall and all its sly little outlying villages, if you move here to "better your life" then it’s the biggest mistake you'll ever make.
Combe Martin, it's still the Mecca for organic hipsters, cowboy builders, cockney chancers, Brummie bellends and noisy yummy mummy clubs.
Think you’re a gangster or you’re a woman with confidence issues & think sleeping with loads of squaddies will boost your self esteem, then Warminster is the town for you.
The kids that live in Brauton are some of the most deluded, obnoxious and spoilt little sh$ts to ever grace the U.K outside of London.