Romford isn’t really a **** Town ( yet ) , obviously we DO have our fair share of local examples of the species , welded to a 50cc scooter like some latter day Mod , but looking about 1000% less hard and well dressed , or ( per the Female of the species ) sporting […]
By all accounts Croydon is **** Central, having just moved here from Streatham (stupid I know, but blah blah blah), and I’ve got pretty used to the *****/********* lurking around the Whitgift etc, but via a tram catching error I ended up in New Addington, which takes Chavdom to a whole new level. The closer […]
I can’t believe there’s no entry on this site for Morden. Let me enlighten you…… Morden, Surrey is situated at the end of the Northern Line and is but a short drive in a souped-up Nova from the **** strongholds of Sutton (AKA Slutton) and Mitcham. The filthy ***** of Morden congregate in the main […]
I’m very surprised Yeovil has not been added until now! I can only presume that it’s because Yeovil is 96% **** that no one knows of this site. If they have IT skills they are used for bidding on Price-Drop TV websites for tasteful 9ct ‘gold’ chains sold by *the weight* . This is prime […]
Mitcham is situated on the border of “Saaaaaaarf” London and Surrey. It is situated in close proximity to Streatham, Croydon, Tooting, Wimbledon and Sutton. Mitcham used to be a half-decent little town with reasonable local shops and a very pretty cricket green area. Unfortunately Mitcham has been forever blighted by the dramatic increase in housing […]
Read More… from Mitcham, 85% of businesses are fast food joints, kebab & fried chicken shops
Warning: avoid Woolwich at all costs, avoid Greenwich Peninsula shopping centre in New Charlton after Trisha finishes. As Chavham is the centre of the **** universe its only natural for them to multiply outward from this point. The population of these ****** continues to increase and they are spreading westward along the Thames. The swarm […]
I must have done something pretty ghastly in a previous life because, having survived three years working in the ****-ridden cesspit that is Croydon I am now commuting 90 minutes each way every ******* day to the ****-ridden cesspit that is Redhill. Set in otherwise passable countryside, Redhill is a festering sewer of a town. […]
Nestled peacefully between **** paradises of Sutton and Croydon, Wallington has heaps of pondlife who lose their way between the two and haven’t got the wit to find their way out again. As the traffic thunders through the main road of Wallington, many delightful young people (who have obviouslky taken ages getting themselves dressed – […]
Wimbledon may be the home of such bastions of respectability as the All England tennis club and strawberries and cream, but the mushrooming population of chavsters bredding out of control all over saaaaaaaf london has infiltrated even this, the leafiest of London’s suburbs. Wimbledon Village, the old part of town with the boutique shops, tea […]
Eastleigh sits on the northmost border of Southampton and is the **** capital of England. Twinned with Chavville USA, Eastleigh is a true armpit of a town! Regular coach trips to the twin town were set up but then cancelled until someone could work out why the bus kept sinking. The usual array of crack […]
this isn’t quite a **** town just yet, but is pretty dam close. it’s just up the road (the m11) from ‘Arlow which i think says a lot, and it seems that the impoverished youths of the town are beginning to get a Harlow influence. they all seem to hang out down the mulitplex these […]
Now.. for all those that have not visited Aldershot (or Aldershit) as otherwise known, you are lucky! Home of the British Army they call it, imagine a load of northern **** squaddies competing to shag the birds with the biggest earing hoops, and who stink of tench… on a good day. A local attraction, if […]
